Today is one of those 'Beam me up Scottie!' days

Phil was out so the kids went wild. Porridge on the walls, poo on the walls, tomato soup on the skirting boards, KNEX everywhere, Jude tried to wash his cotton nappies down the loo. Loo needed flushing.....
Jude tried to eat 24 weetabix at once, without milk. Soon gave up and sprinkled them everywhere - then found some milk and the stuff is stuck to every crevice in the house.
He then added a touch of coffeemate to finish it all off

Very pretty....me not happy as I had orders to pack. Orders have to be sent or we cant pay the bills. I refuse to degrade myself and stand on street corners just in order to pay the mortgage and so the kids have to understand that Mummy has to sell clothes. They are beginning to see the link between money and Mummy working and have even offered me some old socks to sell so I can buy them some sweets. Trouble is the socks dont match and they are MINE!

Never mind. All is not lost as the little cherubs go back to school next Monday and I can start cracking the whip at Phil and see if he really does know how to paint the house.